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Scene: in the mountains.

Panel 1.

A ninja and his wife, supported by ropes, are climbing mountains. The ninja takes out his sword.

Wife: I can’t believe he brought me to the mountains! Other husbands take their wives to restaurants, get them jewelry… But no! I got this piece of--

Panel 2.

The ninja cuts his wife’s rope, and she falls down.

Wife (screams while falling): AAAAAHH!

Panel 3:

Ninja (relieved): Jeez…

Panel 4:

Wife (from below, off-panel): Honey! Would you come down here for a sec…?!

Horrified ninja lets go of his sword and clings to the rope with both hands.